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Predictions

MAZ JOBRANI, HOST:

Now, panel, what will be written on Joe Biden's cast? Faith Salie?

FAITH SALIE: Joe, put your feet up. I got this. XO, Kamala.

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JOBRANI: Jessi Klein.

JESSI KLEIN: I think Major the dog will write, one mistake, and you're getting a cat?

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JOBRANI: Eugene Cordero.

EUGENE CORDERO: Use me to walk. Signed Joe Biden.

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BILL KURTIS: Well, if we see any of that, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

JOBRANI: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Faith Salie, Eugene Cordero, Jessi Klein. Thanks to all of you for listening. Thanks to Peter Sagal's baby for showing up, so I could get this gig.

KLEIN: Yay.

SALIE: Yay.

JOBRANI: I'm Maz Jobrani, and we'll see you next week.

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